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UNIVERSAL STUDIOS JAPAN – RATING ALL THE RIDES AFTER ONE CRAZY DAY!
🎢 One day, a screaming voice, a heart dropping a thousand times, and still...fun beyond words!
Here's my "totally wiped out after riding" ranking:
1. Minion Mayhem
- ❌ -1/10
- The line was longer than a K-drama... And after riding, I just wanted to puke. Minions, you're adorable, but this ride... No, thank you!
2. Mario Kart: Koopa's Challenge
- ⏳ 3/10
- Heard the name, imagined a high-speed race, but ended up confused and lost. Waited forever, didn't live up to the hype!
3. Jurassic Park: The Flying Dinosaur
- 🦖 00/10 (Not zero, but a "perfect circle" because I was so scared!)
- That first drop sent me back to the Stone Age. Seriously traumatizing... but strangely, I want to ride it again!
4. JAWS
- 🦈 6.5/10
- The shark growls in Japanese, and somehow, I understood! A bit cheesy but fun, a "scared but laughing" kinda vibe.
5. Demon Slayer VR
- 🎮 5/10
- First time trying VR on a rollercoaster. And probably... the last. Not my cup of tea, and because it was in Japanese, all I could do was scream!
6. Harry Potter: The Forbidden Journey
- ✨ 9/10
- The highlight of the day! Mesmerizing visuals and a fantastic flying sensation. There were some scary moments, but so worth it!
7. Donkey Kong: Mine Cart Madness
- 💯 10/10
- Absolutely amazing, no need to say more. Screaming and laughing my head off, truly the best of the best!
🎟️ Going to Universal is like riding an emotional rollercoaster all day long. If you're into thrilling rides and movies, you can't miss it! Anyone want to join me next time, give me a shout!
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